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OMG! Look at what I found on my drive from three years ago! I thought this file was lost forever when my old computer crashed. I dunno, maybe I should finish it. I had this whole scene planed to go further. XD
OH MY GOD omFG holy f Omg WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHAT WAS THAT COUGHING WHAT OH MY FUCKING GODA FJDSLFDSLFJDSLAFASD FJFDSAFDSALJFSDFJDSALFDSAFJLKJJFKLDAJFDJSFLDSJFLDSJDSLAJF WHAT THE HELL WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS whAT THE FIRST
J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child, when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child's godfather.
twilighttheunicorn:mandopony:ultrafacts:Alex (1976 – September 6, 2007) had a vocabulary of over 100 words, but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said. For example, when Alex was shown an object and was asked about
ZZZZit-was-you-and-i: casual-randoms: jack-frost-froze: mrfalling12345: OMG WHAT DID I DO!? For mobile just hold the reblog button I LEARNED A THING EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS OMFG WHAT WAS THAT
Things you can relate to as a shy, sensitive schoolboy….You never could understand why girls weren’t into busty babes like we boys were, let alone what they found so appealing about men. Then there was that moment. The first time you really
As a boy who always worried whether he really was attracted to girls, it was in seeing vaginas that terrified me more than anything. That they repulsed me so, emphatically confirmed what a part of me already knew, that I was gay. The Masochistic Emascula
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
vriska replied to your post: may i cosplay your dirk in his orange ARANEA outfit? i know i may sound stupid but i wanna ask ; w ; YO WHAT WHAT WAS THIS this was this
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
kyuunqsoo: i am 99.999% sure that this was what was going through in dongwoo’s mind when ailee chose woohyun lmao
komlin: do you ever get that EXCITEMENT to write like actual giddy in your seat excitement but then you open up a word doc and it’s kind of like ??? ???????/ what was i excited about
knitmeapony: Me: Huh, what are those bottles doing? Swinging? Are they going to hit or something? Ooho, that one was close… Person in background: *does the thing!* Me: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AMAZE
omg-double-h: biggestboobguns: She just stood there smiling as her tits grew bigger and bigger. She knew what was happening and also knew your cock would be growing too. Pretty soon that top isn’t going to be fit for purpose any more. Those shorts
scarletbirbs:Tim Drake really watched the way that Bernard moved in that fight and was like “I finally know what I want now… it’s boys I want boys holy shit I want boys.”
kalecaruba: Decided to make two versions of this. He was such a huge hit on miiverse that I just had to do him better justice, lol.And guess what, you can buy either version as a print, too.❤
boogans: dogribs: temporary-virgin: pancake-time: temporary-virgin: omg what was the name of that animated movie about some homeless dog it was on cartoon network all the time at some point Oliver & Company? i think it was the one about some
behold-theturtle: miketooch: hinoneko: I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.
roscoewilde: biscuitsarenice: “Here in the Pacific, 200 metres down, we enter an alien world… This is barreleye a fish with a transparent head filled with jelly so that it can look up through its skull.” - Sir David Attenborough Blue Planet
klaskysucks: the-world-of-steven-universe: Is this a fusion?!… OMG! Thanks to my friend Elias for finding this :D Looks more like a random Steven and Lion doodle rather than an actual fusion. But what if Lion was capable of fusing? That would be
omg the cliffhanger on this one was even worse than the previous episode and the next episode is going to follow different characters so I’m going to be held in suspense even longer D:
mattsmjth: northpoleswag: OH MY FUCKING GOd UGH THAT WAS FUCKING TORTURE TO SCROLL THROUGH JESUS
ayerubina: Last night I was at McDonald’s with one of my friend’s and that man started to randomly ask us questions like “how old are y’all?” And “do yall have boyfriends?” At first we were like what, why is he asking us and then five minutes
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
miami-tea: oh-my-godtier: conbatty: moriartiess: weeaboobutts: shershocked: Oh dear. I think my lady sensibilities have just gone all a-quiver. Be still my heart. Since when then BC cosplay as Spike Spiegel?! well hello good christ what
tomolechedefrutillalml: baaarbiee: gloomysandwichgirl: miraclemother: gluttonythesin: 87directions: I LOVE LIFE. I’M GONNA DO THIS THE NEXT TIME I’M HIGH. I FUCKING LOVE THIS …Oh my word. omg what was that this is probably the
shumascaloo: baaarbiee: gloomysandwichgirl: miraclemother: gluttonythesin: 87directions: I LOVE LIFE. I’M GONNA DO THIS THE NEXT TIME I’M HIGH. I FUCKING LOVE THIS …Oh my word. omg what was that this is probably the best when you’re
asklevivoice: mogoliz: And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today “Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!” (but I’m not gay) Based on this audio x OOC: wow didn’t see this till now! Amazing!
jpnvines: ポジティブ。。。〜 さーちゃん Positive… 〜 さーちゃん Yamada. Yes? What was up with your report the other day? Do it over. WHOAAA! That was awesome!! Let me give it a try-!! Yeah-!!!
tatianamaslanydaily: “For a time, i was in a rap group.” - Tatiana Maslany
thebrotherswinchester: man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic i was like “so what, do the characters go to
ilovefacials: I got really horny and decided to tell this girl (who loves to suck my dick) that she needed to come over. What she didn’t know was that I had already been jacking off and could barley wait for her to get there. So When she opened the
boobsarecute: kinkyshitandmagictricks: peregr1ne: faithcollapsing: peregr1ne: ah yes the winter olympics time for canada to win everything again Russia will laugh at your naïveté. Your blizzards are but a mere breeze. I’m sorry what was that
rickybobbynthisbitch-deactivate:kdog412:What was that? YES, it’s a perfect set.
capt33: fartfreak69: hoodfreak: debonairgotjuice: prissychrys: 💦💦 OMG WTF WAS THAT🙊??? 😜😜😜 I seen squirters….but DAYUUMM!! Thats what the fuck i need yo!! Ooooweeee
theawesomeadventurer: gymleadercheren: so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is,
monkeysaysficus: pizzaotter: stonerscully: laughhard: Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat… is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it Fucking hell that was tough. What?? Where??
sam-mooschester: castiel-hasfallen: castiels-fluffy-feathers: “What was that sound?” “It must have been a ghost!” “A ghost??” “Let’s hunt it!” OMG THE PAJAMAS WITH THE PIES AND THE MOOSES AND THE I WUV HUGS CAS’S FUCKING TOESIES
delaynez: but what if jamie the mailman only told steven his love letter was for his “mysterious friend with the cool shades” and steven assumed it was for garnet when its really for buck?
majikise: OMG LAST CHAPTER OF NO.6 MANGA .THEY KISSED . BUT IDK WHAT’S THE ENDING ASJSJHSGSH CR:阿丫丫跪着求转运
jimmielovesyou: “omg what was that?!”
deleteyourlife: i’m so stupid today i was getting off the bus and i was like spacing out and then i was like “bye love you” to my bus driver like cuz that’s what you say on the phone when you hang up but I WAS TRYING TO SAY “THANK YOU” AND
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
queefymanelaflare: the oddest music i smoked to was when i smoked with the art club kids and they was playing that kpop i was like what is this japanese reggaeton?
quickweaves: takawaste: vulturesintrees: vegetans: sharingneedles: boy: (stops texting me) me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up I’m the other boy I’m the boy that stopped texting I’m
lindurk: srcavernicolas: tomolechedefrutillalml: baaarbiee: gloomysandwichgirl: miraclemother: gluttonythesin: 87directions: I LOVE LIFE. I’M GONNA DO THIS THE NEXT TIME I’M HIGH. I FUCKING LOVE THIS …Oh my word. omg what was that
omg I was too, I was like what if I accidentally pee on him or something ahhh but he basically made me have one and he was just so excited that he made me feel so good I doubt he would even care if I did hahah
myhornyworld2: “If it’s the first time in your cute lil bum you better make it all slippery, honey. Omg….what’s that?…..I didn’t know your sis was at home.”
:’/ What was that sound? Oh, my heart just cracked. This needs more notes. </3 It’s good to know that families can be together forever Oh my God… I can’t even… :’( My heart just dropped into my stomach. omg . this literally
gloomysandwichgirl: miraclemother: gluttonythesin: 87directions: I LOVE LIFE. I’M GONNA DO THIS THE NEXT TIME I’M HIGH. I FUCKING LOVE THIS …Oh my word. omg what was that
thats-slightly-raven: I microwaved an apple to see what would happen but nothing happend and now I just have a really warm apple I don’t know what I was expecting
beauxbatonsacademy: “so how long have you been on tumblr” *has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
neo-kobe-stuffing: down-2mars: Does anyone else see what’s wrong with this picture? At first I thought it was the fact that the potted plant in the background kinda clipped to the foreground but I guess that’s not the case.
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
katherinebarlow: nifeandaccurate: katherinebarlow: nifeandaccurate: katherinebarlow: I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was. happy
ratherembarrassing: h0odrich: this just in: nicki minaj is actually a robot and malfunctions during nbc performance #i really hope vocal adrenaline covers the nbc version
what if instead of negitoro i just drew kaito/miku all the time ♥
omG those doodles from the photographer!AU picture i posted last night were sEPERATE SCENES (from the same “day” i guess) fgdDFHDFHD buy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye if u wanna go ahead and think thats what happened after she got the ~flower crown~
riverside–wren:dicksizer:You joke, but there was a famous trans American jazz musician named Billy Tipton who had 5 wives, and he successfully hid the fact that he was trans from 4 of them by claiming that he lost his dick in a car accident. He
